A Train of Roses


Opinionated Man:

Where did you go? Give me the keys to your blog and I’ll take care of it while you are away! lmao! :) -OM
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Originally posted on A Holistic Journey:

orange roses
the aisle
full of song

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white roses
the bath
full of reverie

petals crush
under our weight and i
smell like roses.

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Reasons People Ditch My Blog


1. They never truly get my humor. And honestly that hurts.

2. “Unfollowing because you don’t recycle. Recycle motherfucker!” An actual quote.

3. People say I am racist. I am not racist. I simply think my race is better than everyone else’s. You guys still deserve to live though… so we are good right?

4. They find out I am not a feminist. I’m not so sure why it takes so long to connect the dots…

5. I post too much. Bloggers have told me that I personally am the sole reason they don’t have readers. Apparently all 55,388 “real” WordPress users are on my site only! Amazing!

6. I curse too much. Might I say here that I feel I don’t curse that much at all actually. I curse when the mood suits me.

7. People hate my views and hate that I voice them. They hate even more that people read my posts and that some readers agree with me. If none of you read my blog these people wouldn’t care. Because you all do, they do.

8. I don’t care about all of your damn causes. I have my own fucking banners to wave.

9. People get mad that I don’t visit their blog daily. I don’t even visit “myself” daily… so yea. Take that for what it is.

10. People claim all I write is clickbait that they end up clicking all the time. Exactly whose fault is that?

11. I am a real person with real hatred for some things in this world. Because I hate these things I will sporadically bring them up, which is what a personal blog is for. That tends to irritate people. Well I hate your fucking haircut so we are even.

12. I didn’t cry about Cecil. This is a bigger deal than I imagined.

-Opinionated Man

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Because I Can…


Opinionated Man:

I like your thoughts on this. We can always be an inspiration to others even when we don’t realize it. I think simply “realizing” this fact makes us live our daily lives better. A very nice post. -OM
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Originally posted on Because I can...:

In response to The Daily Post’s writing prompt: “All About Me.”

When I started blogging I wanted my blog to be a source of inspiration and motivation.The title I chose for my blog has been the same since I started and it has never changed. That is because I truly believe that we can all change if we desire to. That we can be an inspiration to others, even when we feel at our darkest. That by saying and believing that “Because I can…” even if it is the smallest thing can have a profound effect on others.

I have had some dark times since starting my blog and wondering if I shouldn’t stop blogging. I have wondered if having a blog titled “Because I can…” wasn’t hypocrisy at it’s worst because I have often felt that I have lost my way and that maybe I can’t do it. But…

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Part 2 My Feminist Vow – By: Opinionated Man


Part 1 can be found here – http://aopinionatedman.com/2015/03/25/my-feminist-vow-by-opinionated-man/

I vow to never place Mrs. in front of my name. Instead I will hold strong and place “single” (forever…) there instead!

I vow to not do the dishes and clean the kitchen anymore… even though I currently don’t do those things. It is the principle of rejecting them though right?

I vow to aggressively attack other women that are not as feminine as me. If you aren’t with us you are against us!

I vow to keep track of every female celebrity to ensure they are holding up “the banner.” You girls better be waving that thing with pride or else you are obviously a black mark on womanhood. Drop your own agendas, career goals, and instead join the feminist bandwagon! We are accepting members against their will.

I vow to never allow a man to save me in a dangerous situation. If that means I have to wrestle an alligator, well equality has its price! I need some new alligator skin heels anyways… maybe a matching purse?

I vow that when I reach Heaven I will ask God why in the world he created Adam first. Bad move!

I vow to become a geneticist so that we can eventually remove the need for penises. They are evil, ugly, and they move by themselves sometimes!

-Opinionated Man

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Shit I Say


Drinking cold coffee is like having sex with no orgasm.

I bet he buys his friends.

I wouldn’t piss on him if he was on fire.

I would be offended by what you say if I didn’t already think I was better than you.

Who the hell orders a burger at a Mexican restaurant?

Every time someone serves me cold French fries I die a little inside.

Do you have an air exhaust on that keyboard you little keyboard warrior you.

Magic 8 ball says I really don’t give a fuck.

This music video makes me want to challenge someone to a dance off.

Asians are taken so seriously we have to work twice as hard at being funny.

When I invented technology I meant for it to be easy. I didn’t count on user stupidity.

Where the hell did you get your driver’s license from a cereal box?

The day I drink a cosmopolitan in public is the day my manhood falls off.

How can I respect an artist that doesn’t even know her own lyrics that she supposedly wrote?

Was this intended to be a children’s book or for actual adults…

I can’t believe I just wasted 5 minutes of my life reading that shit.

Don’t you cops have some real crimes to fight? A lot of crime around this library huh.

-OM

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In Your Loving Eyes


Opinionated Man:

I don’t normally like haikus, but that was nicely done. :) -OM
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Originally posted on Black and Write:

In your loving eyes

I find the peace I’ve longed for

Perfect companion

~~ Dominic R. DiFrancesco ~~

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