Adding me as a friend on Facebook is a big deal. I don’t use that platform to message or chat with people, nor do I use it to discuss religion or political dialogue. I can only assume that if you add me on Facebook you are pledging to become my blood brother. You are basically saying that if a rogue group of wizards attacks our city you will take a spell in the ass for me no matter what that spell may be. That is saying something. I am also assuming that if there was one last Snickers icecream bar left you would let me have it. There would be no “let’s split it because society tells us we should,” no instead you would give me the WHOLE bar out of the goodness of your heart. Sounds like a Facebook friend to me. You might even come over and mow my yard. Damn, friend me immediately.
If none of this is true you aren’t a true online friend. In fact you aren’t a true friend at all. You need some self-reflection time.