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10 Ways to WIN an Argument!

1 – Some people hate to argue by phone and I really don’t understand why. Hanging up after making a “winning point” in an argument is the easiest way to always win! Just don’t pick up when they call back. 2 – I have found support groups provide a great deal of motivation and encouragement…

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The Strangest Things Said to Me

“You boys don’t have any throwing stars or daggers on you do you?” “This cell phone sucks. You people should make them better.” “Sir could you show my son how to use chopsticks real quick?” I won’t tell you my response to this one, but needless to say I don’t work at PF Changs anymore……

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Apply To Be My Friend

You must fill out the survey to apply to be my friend. Failure to finish the survey will disqualify you. 1 – During an alien invasion who would you save first? Your family or me? 2 – A zombie has bitten me and I need you to cut off my limb before I turn into…

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For Men Only – Stopping Arguments

You might be amazed at the amount of us men that run right into the bear traps that women set for us. Make no mistake men the enemy is cunning and there really is no rule for when the game is played. Women have been known to try and catch you sleeping… while you are…

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A Meeting

Me: I actually didn’t call this meeting… What the hell is going on? Annoyed: We feel it is time for an intervention Jason. Me: Fuck me. You all aren’t even real. Interven my ass. Anger: I’m more real then you think bud. Where do you think you get your charm from? Love: I feel this…

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10 Possible Ways I Hurt My Back

I’m not totally sure how it happened. But I have some theories why it feels like an elephant landed on me. 1 – I don’t sleep walk. I sleep fight crime. That would be fighting crime while sleeping of course. 2 – I should downgrade to a rapier. My current sword must be too heavy.…

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Listen Up Authors!

I understand that most authors don’t want to be marketers. They’d rather be writing their next best seller or thinking of deeper than deep poetry. I get it, I really do. In a perfect world things would be fair. Writers would get to just write, promoters would promote, and people would sing daily. Unfortunately this…