Category Archives: Personal

Me

Apply To Be My Friend

You must fill out the survey to apply to be my friend. Failure to finish the survey will disqualify you. 1 – During an alien invasion who would you save first? Your family or me? 2 – A zombie has bitten me and I need you to cut off my limb before I turn into… Read More »

My Degree

I feel like people keep challenging my well thought out relationship advice and my degree from the Intergalactic Academy of Women so I took a photo of it. If it looks like it was written in crayon that is due to the pixelation of your computer monitor. I highly suggest getting it replaced and maybe… Read More »

Male Culture

I feel like women miss the hardships men endure… or perhaps “share” in your struggle for social engagement. I mean… we are men right? We don’t “struggle” we fucking do. That is what men do. It is often hard for men to find friendship in real life after a certain age. Mentally we can come… Read More »

Saint Jason

  

Do you have to go to work?

Sometimes I think the life of a parent is a life of feeling inadequate. I am sure there are super moms and dads that get it right all the time. They can cook, help with homework, and clean all at the same time with multiple kids! The movie dads always annoy me because they are… Read More »

Daily Expression

I am always happy to serve you world. -OM

Growing Up, Patience, and Golf

It is funny how we change as we grow older. Upon reflection we begin to understand just how far we have come. One part of my personality I continuously work on is my patience and it is a constant life battle. I am not a very patient person and becoming a father has forced me… Read More »

Daily

I’m so proud of you!   

Daily Denver

 Art room for my wife and girls.    

One last thing

The past two weeks I’ve been transferring over old posts from my WordPress site. Some of my poetry, random writes, and depressing pens in the night. I’m actually doing great people and no longer depressed. Feel awesome. Like a golden, Asian bull with wings that breathes bubbles. Really good. Those old posts were a different… Read More »