Maybe the mom should take responsibility for the fact that she gave birth to a fucking moron. But no let’s blame someone else and “make a movement” out of this…

“At least it’d be a little bit more than, ‘Here you go,'” Staples said. “That’s an explosive. They didn’t just hand me a license and put me in the car.”

Actually there is this thing called a label with words on it. You read the words from left to right and they make sentences. Those sentences spelled out that the fireworks were DANGEROUS and there was probably a symbol that accompanied them signifying danger. So your son failed to both read and heed visual warnings. What more do you want? Maybe one of those genies that pops out and says “Hey dumbass! That ain’t smart!”

If only life were so easy.



Broken Grass

So I broke the grass again. Well not all of it, parts of it. No one ever told me that if you don’t spread fertilizer evenly it kills your sod. I should just stop dealing with nature because obviously it hates me. I feel like at any moment Captain Planet is going to land in my yard and say “Holy Shit! Who fucked up this yard? I’m going to kick some ass!!!”

“Encouraging Thunder!”

Opinionated Man:

Nice award and I agree. I blog for the possible connections and communication aspect as well. It is the social aspect of it all. Well said and it is nice when people add their thoughts to these awards because they are great ways of making new connections! ;) -OM
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I have been nominated for the Encouraging Thunder Award by itsmine over at negativethinkerr.wordpress.com.  Thanks my friend!

Stroll on over and check him out…

…in the meantime and in between time here are the rules attached to this award:

-thank the person who nominated you

-post the logo in your blog

-create a post in which you tell others why you blog

-spread the love by designating other bloggers as

Encouraging Thunder recipients

Why I blog?

Runaway Nuns and Leprechauns, as the name indicates, is not a single person blog. However, as the primary writer/post-er/blogger, I will answer this question based on my own personal thoughts and feelings…

I blog because I enjoy it. It provides an open line of communication with some of the most awesome and inspiring people on the internet. I can get everything from new recipes to information on the latest and greatest pet shampoo. Bloggers…

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Weekly recap!

Opinionated Man:

You found an old notebook and I found a new one! :) -OM
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Wow, I ALMOST forgot this post! What a disaster (not)! What did we do last week? Have a crappy week! That’s what! Nothing but bad luck. Of some sort. I had some major rants here (part 1) and here (part 2). I’ve updated part 5 of Escape. I had a MAJOR huge rant for my 1 year of normalcy anniversary! And I have some neurotic tendencies that people seem to find funny..

My last visit at the dentist.. Well. I wept. Big tears. Pain. I swear. I cried and sniffled. Like a little child. But, since I have a really nice dentist, I had a nice comforting “that moment“. I have a fun post on how to post like I post but, that doesn’t mean you have to do what it says. ;) I also have a little something right here that might…

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