Part 1 can be found here - http://aopinionatedman.com/2014/03/10/my-feminist-vow-by-opinionated-man/
I vow to never place Mrs. in front of my name. Instead I will hold strong and place “single” (forever…) there instead!
I vow to not do the dishes and clean the kitchen anymore… even though I currently don’t do those things. It is the principle of rejecting them though right?
I vow to aggressively attack other women that are not as feminine as me. If you aren’t with us you are against us!
I vow to keep track of every female celebrity to ensure they are holding up “the banner.” You girls better be waving that thing with pride or else you are obviously a black mark on womanhood. Drop your own agendas, career goals, and instead join the feminist bandwagon! We are accepting members against their will.
I vow to never allow a man to save me in a dangerous situation. If that means I have to wrestle an alligator, well equality has its price! I need some new alligator skin heels anyways… maybe a matching purse?
I vow that when I reach Heaven I will ask God why in the world he created Adam first. Bad move!
I vow to become a geneticist so that we can eventually remove the need for penises. They are evil, ugly, and they move by themselves sometimes!